I love and hate WHFB

I really do love WHFB (from now on just FB). I do. It is so different from 40K, I mean, damn, just look at the diverse line of Undead or Beasts (Beastmen and Skaven) or Men and the list goes on. My point is not the gallery of miniatures, however, but the gameplay. It is wonderful.

But now that we talked about miniatures, let me tell you of my probably biggest pet peeve. Goddamn squadrons, or better to be specific, assembling them.

Now, squadron isn't most likely the correct term but damned if I remember. So anyhow, assembling these critters is frustrating as hell. I don't know if it's just me or what, but just look at this:

 

GODDAMNIT

Fuck. That tail just wont let me be. Yes, I was dumb when assembling the musician because now he doesn't fit and I'm stuck with this but goddamnit. I hate this.

 

GAH

Holy Christ this is annoying. Let's take a look at the army book:

So far so good...

Why do You taunt me so?

Please let me out of my misery. There has to be a way. And there is; re-arranging. Wonderful. Magical. Awesome. It looks terrible.

Sweet baby Jesus

That could work, actually. It's even kinda Skaven-ish. Just look, that verminous back-stabbing assface is about to plummet his companion to the ground to claim status as a Fangleader. Marvellous. Or maby he's just really getting into this and drumming the maddest single-drum march beat there was. I don't know. I should, but hey, that is where he'd fit. Let's just glue the rest of 'em down and move in to the nex column.

 

This is starting out good...

  Why. Just why.

I give up. I'm not going to do this anymore. Maby tomorrow. I'll continue then and we'll see each other when I duel to the death against Simo on the field of glorious battle (battle reports ahoy, not written by me, hurray!)

-MaGGoT